q: am i prounouncing the domain name correctly?

a: years of experience tells me that you're probably not.

q: your site takes forever to load. what's up with that shit yo?

a: it's seriously time to upgrade your connection.

q: why doesn't your site look right in my browser?

a: your browser sucks.

q: i use lynx. where are your ALT tags?

a: refer to previous answer.

q: can i make a donation?

a: sure, but why would you want to?

q: where's your blog?

a: i don't have one. get over it.

q: where are you from?

a: i'm originally from new england and currently reside in atlanta, georgia. if you refer to it as "hotlanta," i reserve the right to punch you in the face.

q: you appear to have mad computer skills...

a: no i will not fix your computer.

q: may i contact you?

a: sure.

q: why did you create this website?

a: i was bored, owned the domain name, and have free web space.

q: where'd the pictures come from?

a: the pictures were taken in atlanta (auburn ave.) in early 2003.

q: your front page is pretty hard-core. how'd you do that?

a: "save for web."

q: what type of camera do you use?

a: nikon coolpix 4500.

q: what type of computer / OS do you use?

a: i prefer my apple powermac and powerbook computers running OS X.